SYSTEM ARMAGEDDON

First let's get this out of the way. If you are a true gamer, you will read this article in its entirety because I'm about to flip this shit on everybody. I'm always hearing people ranting about which system is better and how much more this console sold than the other. Every since this generation has started, gamers have taken sides as to which system is the best and which system is the worse, pointing out valid point on why one is better that the other. But now it seems to just be getting out of hand.

We should all stop and like all systems, rather than giving our opinions on how we feel. Let's end this people.

HELL-TO-THE-FU*K-NO!

Here is my problem with this battle royale of sorts. The people on gaming sites and blogs who comment about why we should stop doing this. Why? Not even that, the people who always claim "not being a fanboy but..." are the biggest posers on the net. Dammit, if you like a system just say I'm a fanboy of XXX and you defend that bitch until the end. Why the hell do you need to take a damn neutral stance like you're Scorpion and shit? If you watch football and your team is in the SuperBowl, do you not care who wins? Do you say "Well, I like both teams and I don't want to sound like I give two shits about this battle." Give me a break! I read some of these comments sometimes and I'm like, "Wow, what a idiot." Posting a comment telling another person they sound like a fanboy is just plain bullshit.

We should embrace this system war and ride it into the sunset. Even about the pettiest of things, like the PS3 being glossy black so at the end of the day, it looks like a dirty Swiffer. Or how the Xbox 360 is just a ugly ass machine. Or even the Wii...well there is nothing cosmetically wrong with the Wii. It looks nice just sitting there with nothing to play.

What I'm saying is don't reconcile your differences over a system! Be loyal to one or be loyal to all. We are all fanboys at the end of the day because we like games. Continue with the sales comparisons, graphics comparisons, and "this game is better on this system because..." Nitpick the hell out of what developers and publishers say. This makes you look like a true gamer, not a poser. See, only a fanboy can see what his system is worth and defend that shit with a passion.

Lastly, we bout to change the game on them. I'm talking bout these un-fanboy cocksuckers. Here is a suggestion. Post a reply "Another dumb comment by a UN-FANBOY dick. True Bitchassness."

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